However despite putting oneself in great peril, even escaping Greater Zulgaria by steam Zeppelin, I have managed to obtain stereographic material with the hope of telling the world of these malicious mechanical monstrosties.
The Pettiness Generator for setting such as small-mind ness and meanness.
The Dumbo-O-Matic for defining stupidity and levels of pointlessness.
The Frustratron to set levels of customer frustration.
Also on this deluxe version, is the B.S.A... The Bull Shot Adder, which comes with a ear trumpet for use with those new fangled telephony and interweb services. Plus a tray with fresh steaming BS.